9 (MORE) ITEMS OF CLOTHING NO MAN SHOULD WEAR

TNG LISTS, TNG TOP 10s

We’re not saying you can’t  wear any of these items. But if you do, you’re going to die alone.

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TOP 7 TOXIC MENS FASHION BRANDS

TNG LISTS, TNG TOP 10s

Some brands just leave a bad taste in your mouth. This could be for a number of reasons: sometimes the company has questionable ethics; sometimes they become over saturated in the marketplace; sometimes they just produce crap clothes.

As with all my lists, this is not definitive, and I’m not saying that these brands don’t produce the odd quality garment now and then. But when they do it’s almost as if by some bizarre fluke – like when you buy a player pack on FIFA and inexplicably get a Messi amongst all the Tom Cleverleys.

TNG CLOTHING ‘FIT’ GUIDE

TNG GUIDES

It turns out that ex-girlfriend who dumped you as a result of your supposed ‘inadequacies’ was right – size does matter. But what we’re talking about here is all that spare material pooling around your shoulders and ankles, not in your underwear.

TOP 7 ITEMS MEN SHOULDN’T WEAR OVER THE AGE OF 30

TNG LISTS

You’ll notice it says shouldn’t, not can’t, in the title. If you have the youthful looks and/or physique to pull off any of these items, by all means wear them (at your peril). Some people have a strong sense of style and know what works for them*. That being said, I think when you cross the 30 threshold you should take a good hard look at yourself in the mirror and think: ‘I’m a man’.

TOP 6 ITEMS OF CLOTHING NO MAN SHOULD WEAR

TNG ARTICLES

All items of clothing were not created equal. If your wardrobe contains any of the below, hang thy head in shame.

TOP 10 OFFICE FASHION MISTAKES

TNG LISTS, TNG TOP 10s

Office etiquette is different all over the world, if not in different parts of your country. However, if there’s one thing that prevails across the islands that make up Great Britain (albeit among the minority nowadays) it’s understated British elegance. And nowhere is this more apparent than on your morning commute or during your daily desk grind.